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The Black Dahlia So much for the early Oscar
buzz The Black Dahlia was experiencing as we waited with bated breath
for the
kind of movie we haven’t seen since L.A. Confidential or
Hollywoodland (OK,
that movie came out last week, but almost no one went to see
Hollywoodland). Now,
all of the dreams of awards and praise
are Dead On Arrival, just like the movie.
While they are involved in
surveillance and a wild arrest, the horribly mutilated body of a
beautiful
young lady has been found just a block away.
Even though Lee has big problems to deal with, and
Bucky is dedicated to
solving the case they are assigned to at the moment, Lee gets them
placed on
the high profile assignment of finding the murderer of the slain lady,
who has
been dubbed The Black Dahlia in sensationalized reports and by a public
fascinated with her story. Can Bucky and Lee find the
killer? He once was a great
director, but I don’t know why First, the story, written by
Josh Friedman (based on the novel by James Ellroy) is all over the
place. It’s
two or three movies in one with a
strange love triangle between Johansson, Eckhart and Hartnett; a lady
who looks
like the Dahlia (played by Hilary Swank) who mysteriously enters the
scene; her
screwed up family; problems Eckhart faces with an old arrest;
Johansson’s past;
and the whole Black Dahlia mystery.
The
result is a very convoluted story that kind of wraps up at the end, but
the
mystery about this film is why anyone thought it was a good idea in the
first
place. With all of
these subplots, it’s
barely about The Black Dahlia and extremely hard to follow, especially
as you
stop caring where it is all going.
Second, the tone of the
movie is all screwed up, and that responsibility falls to De Palma. The movie quickly has more
laughs than a Rob
Schneider comedy, but not in a good way, as we watch the wheels fall
off as The Black Dahlia should be getting more gripping and demanding of our
attention.
The film is supposed to be suspenseful, sexy, moody, dark,
danger-around-every-corner,
hard hitting drama, but it devolves into laughter at the overwrought
acting
performances of Eckhart, Swank, Johansson, Fiona Shaw and Rose McGowan
(again,
I blame De Palma, see the next paragraph).
The worst part of the movie is
how De Palma has directed all of the women to act like a parody of a
40’s film
noir characters. You
can’t take these
performances seriously because they are all trying to be Ingrid Bergman
or
Katherine Hepburn instead of playing the characters, and do so in
embarrassing
ways that detach the audience from the movie.
Maybe McGowan is supposed to be a little nuts, or
Shaw is supposed to be
ALOTTA nuts, but both go a bit too far, while Johannson and Swank
don’t give
off the smoldering chemistry you want.
Finally, The Black Dahlia
has one of the silliest ending in years after sitting through an
additional 20
minutes that just make you realize how much you have to go to the
bathroom more
than engrossing you. Hartnett
and
possibly Johansson walk away unscathed, while everyone else will need
to
trumpet past and future performances to get the next pay day lined up
(Please
forgive Eckhart and see his movie Thank You For Smoking). Copyright 2006 - WaffleMovies.com
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