Meet
Dave
A space captain who looks like Eddie Murphy is
commanding a space ship that looks like Eddie Murphy. It’s
the most narcissistic plot for a movie I have ever seen. You think the
aliens would have hightailed it out of this galaxy after starring in Norbit
(and it pains me to say it, but that’s the OSCAR nominated Norbit).
Murphy stars as the captain of Dave – a spaceship designed to
look human, but controlled by dozens of miniature aliens who are intent
on planting a device in the ocean that will suck up all of the salt
water and save their planet (on the other hand, our planet would be
screwed, especially the whales, so Greenpeace will be all over their
asses). As you can imagine, they have some trouble making Dave appear
to be a human being, but find a sympathetic mother, Gina (Elizabeth
Banks), and her son, Josh (Austyn Myers, with a y?), who seem to hold
important
clues the aliens need to find the ocean sucking orb device, which was
lost when sent to Earth a few months ago.
Will Dave’s crew
find the device?
Will they want to destroy Earth after getting to know us fuzzy, warm
and lovable beings?
I wish Meet Dave sparked some sort of passion out
of me.
It’s not detestable to the point where venom spews out of me
as I type the review and my outrage manifests itself in nasty, pithy, snarky
comments that would get me kicked off the Eddie Murphy Christmas Card
List for the rest of my life.
It doesn’t have enough heart to make a tear come to your eye
when director Brian Robbins and writers Rob Greenberg and Bill Corbett
try to impose a couple love stories on us.
It doesn’t even have enough sci-fi to get my inner geek
jumping for joy.
Meet Dave is just sort of blah
with some chuckles thrown in.
Greenberg and Corbett give the audience all of the jokes you expect,
with an amazingly small amount of potty humor (I guess the Norbit
writers were too busy helping out with Love Guru or Zohan). They provide
all sorts of observations about how outsiders would view our culture,
way of life, behaviors and habits, which sometimes provoke a giggle,
especially when Ed Helms, as the second in command, overreacts to every
situation. However, when Robbins and the gang focus on showing us how
the aliens are learning about love and those sneaky feelings, it feels
like someone slipped a Lunesta in my Cherry Coke.
Meet Dave is rated PG for bawdy and suggestive humor, action and some language.
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