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by Willie Waffle
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The
Honeymooners
This movie convinced me Eddie Murphy should be the only living person legally
allowed to make fun of The Honeymooners
or portray Ralph Kramden.
Cedric the Entertainer stars as Ralph Kramden - a New York City bus driver
who has many get-rich-quick schemes, much to the chagrin of his down-to-earth
wife, Alice (Gabrielle Union). As Ralph dreams of the big score, Alice quietly
and slowly saves their money in hopes of buying a modest house. Finally,
Alice's prayers are answered when a kindly elderly acquaintance, Miss Benvenuti
(Anne Pitoniak), decides to sell her duplex. Needing to move quickly before
an evil developer, William Davis (Eric Stoltz), can buy the house in a greedy
plan to turn the entire neighborhood into a gentrified, cramped condo complex,
Alice checks the savings account, only to discover Ralph has blown the money
on another hair-brained scheme.
Can Ralph and his good buddy, Ed Norton (Mike Epps), replace the money in
time to buy the house of Alice's dreams?
If you are a fan of the classic TV show with Jackie Gleason and Art Carney,
you'll want to tear the screen apart and burn the print so no one else has
to live through the feeble attempt to recapture the legendary magic. For
everyone else, The Honeymooners is a
sometimes silly, but, more often than not, predictable comedy that isn't
very funny. The story is typical Honeymooners
with plenty of new twists and additional settings appropriately
added for a modern movie remake, but it lacks charm. Crude humor enters the
picture several times as the writers (four of them) struggle to find comedy
beyond the classic jokes and lines fans of the series have heard a million
times before (Weekdays, 11:30 PM, WPIX in NY). I guess booger jokes and sexual
innuendo qualifies as modernizing The
Honeymooners. Worst of all, I never felt like Cedric and Epps
shared the special chemistry needed to make the movie work.
Instead of being two good pals willing to stick together through thick and
thin until the end, Cedric and Epps make Kramden and Norton feel like strangers
doing their own thing without regard for the other. This friendship is the
centerpiece of the entire movie, but the two don't play off each other very
well, and Cedric doesn't display his usual flare and energy. He is giving
a forced performance, maybe trying too hard to be true to and respectful
of Gleason. Meanwhile, Epps is OK to mediocre with the comedy, but fails
miserably in his dramatic scene. He doesn't show the depth of emotion needed
to be convincing, and doesn't play it comedic enough for laughs.
The Honeymooners is better when it gets
away from the familiar material and tries to be a modern comedy instead of
attempting to be The Honeymooners.
1 ½ Waffles (Out Of
4)
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