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by Willie Waffle

Fred Claus 

Maybe The Santa Clause movies scorched the earth for future Santa comedy because Fred Claus isn’t as funny or original as it should have been.

Vince Vaughn stars as Fred Claus – Santa’s older brother who constantly struggles with life in the shadow of his more famous, saintly and beloved brother.  He lives his life working as a repo man dreaming up scams to make a few extra bucks to start his own Off Track Betting parlor in Chicago.  However, he needs more money fast to make that dream come true, and brother Santa could use a little extra help up at the North Pole this time of year, so Fred is off to help, but will he make a mess of things at a critical time for Santa?

Fred Claus is not offensive.  It’s not stupid.  It will not cause you to go running out of the theater screaming, while holding your hands over your ears and eyes.  It’s just blah. 

Director David Dobkin and writers Jessie Nelson and Dan Fogelman need to have some fun and take the handcuffs off everyone on screen.  Fred Claus is a safe movie with plenty of physical comedy and funny faces to appeal to kids, but only rarely gets smarter for adults.  We get some sparks of life when Dobkin and crew focus on the sibling rivalry between the two brothers (which feels untapped), and have a ten minute period featuring family therapy, and a sibling support group that gets some laughs, but they never let those ideas and themes dominate the movie. 

Instead, Fred Claus tries to hit on a few overly familiar stories like Santa being all nervous about an efficiency expert (Kevin Spacey) who could shut down the North Pole, an elf with confidence problems (John Michael Higgins) who wants to impress the woman of his dreams (Elizabeth “The Woman of My Dreams” Banks), some funny jokes about Vaughn being too big for the elf-sized portions of the North Pole and more.  It’s almost like Dobkin and crew are afraid to go with the original premise of a dysfunctional Claus family (which should be the most loving and wonderful family on earth) and feel the need to prop it up and fill it up with stuff we can get in any other movie.  It is too safe.          

Sadly, Vaughn is trying very hard to liven up the proceedings, but doesn’t have the material to make it happen.  He has the right manic, motor mouthed delivery we know and love, but the wrong dialogue.  He has the right surprised and cocky reactions, but not the right inspirations for those reactions.  Then, Giamatti has some fun as Santa, but rarely gets to be the crazy brother.  This movie is about peeling away the Santa mystique and showing a guy who is just like you and me, but Giamatti is stuck being too Santa and too milquetoast

However, what truly sets Fred Claus back is the use of traditional sized actors in the roles of elves.  John Michael Higgins and Ludacris play two prominent roles, but they are shrunken via computer to look like they are elf size.  It looks horrible on the screen as you can tell they have been inserted into the frame after the fact.  They don’t move quite the same as the other actors in the scene.  The lighting is a bit different than on other actors in the scenes.  Most disappointing is that some may think Ludacris is Tony Cox from Bad Santa, but that misconception is cleared up when you realize Ludacris is not funny.

Fred Claus has some laughs, but not enough for a comedy.

1 Waffle (Out of 4)

Fred Claus is rated PG for mild language and some rude humor

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