Zoolander
2
Why are they making another Zoolander? Was there some sort of
petition or rally or something I missed? Did Ben Stiller make some deal
with the devil to have one last shot at glory?
Whether you want it or not, Stiller is back as Derek Zoolander –
the male model who has suffered nothing but heartache and tragedy since
the triumphant end of the first movie.
His wife died in a horrible accident.
His son was taken away from him because he was an unfit father, and his
best pal, Hansel (Owen Wilson), was horrifically scarred in that same
deadly accident, which ended his modeling career and friendship with
the creator of Blue Steel.
Unable to deal with the pain, Zoolander has been living in seclusion,
but he has been invited to appear at the hottest fashion show in Rome,
and Interpol agent Valentina (Penelope Cruz) believes the invitation is
linked to a recent string of pop star murders.
Can Zoolander and Hansel put aside their differences to get to the
bottom of the conspiracy?
I guess Stiller thinks celebrity cameos are much funnier than actual
jokes, since the cameos outnumber the jokes by about 40 to 1.
Allegedly, Zoolander 2 was written by Stiller, Justin
“Mr. Jennifer Aniston” Theroux and two others who should be
thanking me for leaving their names out of it, but you get the feeling
Stiller was so busy cashing the check he might not have taken the time
to fully develop a script, or story, or plot, or joke before heading
into production.
Zoolander 2 is an aimless movie with a cloudy,
murky plot that seems to change based on nothing related to common
sense or good storytelling. Again, the plot doesn’t matter as
much as cramming in another pointless celebrity cameo proving nothing
more than each celebrity’s desperation to be connected to a
successful movie (the joke’s on them!).
The first Zoolander worked on some level because it was
spoofing the popular supermodels who were much more a part of pop
culture at the time, and the parody was fresh and original. In 2016,
models don’t matter as much, and we care even less.
This leaves Stiller and the gang desperately trying to find some jokes
in the general stupidity of the characters, and there aren’t
enough of those jokes to sustain a trailer let alone the entire film.
It becomes a bland, boring, listless, flat movie
Zoolander 2 stinks.
Zoolander
2 is rated PG-13 for crude and sexual
content, a scene of exaggerated violence, and brief strong language.
102 Minutes
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