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Thr3e

Marc Blucas stars as Kevin – a smart, quiet seminary student with a dark secret he has been hiding for years, even though it eats away at him.  Suddenly, he has become the target of a serial killer, The Riddle Killer (that’s the best the writer can come up with?), who taunts his victims with details of their past, exposing their sins, and forcing them to solve little riddles that can save their lives if they act fast enough.  Famous police psychologist and author Jennifer Peters (Justine Waddell) quickly takes an interest in the case since The Riddle Killer murdered her brother, and Kevin’s best friend, Samantha (Laura Jordan), joins the two to help solve the mystery, so Kevin doesn’t end up being the latest victim.          

Who is The Riddle Killer?  Can they catch him in time?

Thr3e is a huge rip-off of Saw (right down to the voice of the killer and his little games he plays) that also suffers from bad acting and repetitive plotting.  Waddell barely is competent as we listen to her monotonous line readings and wonder why she has scored any job higher on the Hollywood food chain than posing in a bikini in a Doritos commercial.  The actress is completely unbelievable as a police officer as she displays no depth, no screen presence and no strength. 

Blucas gets through this one with his reputation in tact as he does a fine job as the disturbed, troubled young man, and Jordan does what she needs to as the dedicated friend who convincingly spends most of the movie worrying and fretting.  And, don’t get me started on Priscilla Barnes (the third blonde lady from Three’s Company or is that Thr3e's Company?) as the crazy Aunt who gives a demonstration of how NOT to act in a movie (you think she would have learned something from Don Knotts or John Ritter).  Over the top and chewing the scenery would be compliments for what Barnes does in Thr3e.  The only thing that saves the movie is a somewhat interesting turn of events towards the end.

For most of Thr3e, director Robby Henson resorts to the same pattern of action in almost every scene as our heroes learn of some sort of bomb, run around trying to diffuse it or free someone in danger, then dive as the bomb explodes behind them.  After three of these (or should I say thr3e?), I think I was ready for some other sort of attack.  Can’t The Riddle Killer try to shoot someone or maybe put on a hockey mask and chase after them with a chainsaw? 

Worst of all, the action scenes rarely advance the plot or help us understand the characters better.  Plus, writer Alan McElroy puts himself and the movie into a bind as it starts off with The Riddle Killer chasing after Jennifer, but he quickly shifts focus onto Kevin.  Yes, he comes up with an explanation late in the movie, but it feels more like a way to justify or correct the earlier mistake, which shouldn’t have been made in the first place.

You do get wrapped up in whether or not they can outsmart The Riddle Killer, and Thr3e has an interesting ending, and but it takes a long time to get there.

1 Waffle (Out Of 4)

Thr3e is rated PG-13 for violence, disturbing images and terror. 

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