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Tenacious D in
The Pick of Destiny

It’s the movie Jack Black fans and Tenacious D fans have been waiting for, but the rest of us can buy tickets to Casino Royale or Déjà Vu to be much more satisfied.

Jack Black stars as JB – a rock and roll lover who wants to play in the greatest rock band EVER.  While he might not be the most talented musician and singer, he has heart and energy, so JB runs away from his oppressive home after Ronnie James Dio appears to him in a poster and tells the young man to fulfill his destiny by heading to Hollywood and seeking out his future bandmate.  Once in California, JB meets KG (Kyle Gass) – a talented guitar player who offers to teach him how to be a rock legend. 

Will this new band achieve greatness?  Will they be able to win open mic night to pay the rent?

Tenacious D seems to be caught in between a rock and a hard place.  On the one hand, it has the makings of an outlandish, wacky screwball comedy with main characters suffering from delusions of grandeur much like The Blues Brothers. On the other hand, it’s not imaginative enough or well written enough to pull it off.  The movie starts off fine enough as a silly, laugh-filled rock opera, but, eventually, drops that promising premise to become just another stoner comedy running on attitude instead of good dialogue, funny plot twists and jokes you want to repeat to friends. 

Some jokes are funny as we learn about JB and KG’s childhood, how they got the name Tenacious D and other mysteries long time fans have wondered about for years.  However, Black, Gass and co-writer/director Liam Lynch must have run out of gas as they went deeper and deeper into the story as the jokes tend to be more scatological than hilarious and insightful.  Sure, we get plenty of cameo appearances (and should have had more big time rock gods to play into the story about rock and rollers) and Black and Gass do their best to entertain us during their musical numbers, but the movie falls flat from the middle to the end as the plot focuses on what should be a much more exciting and imaginative quest to find the Pick of Destiny, which could be the key to them finding greatness.

Black does his best to try to salvage the movie, but it feels like he has to revert back to his mugging days where he acts like Bill Murray without the talent.  In this case, he doesn’t have the material, but, since he co-wrote the movie with Gass and Lynch, it’s kinda his fault he doesn’t have the material.  Like Black, Gass tries hard and finds some moments to make us laugh, but the whole material thing rears its ugly head with him, too. 

Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny should be bigger, wilder, funnier and more adventurous than what we see here.  Instead, it looks like it was done on the cheap side, with a script that needed more work.

1 ½ Waffles (Out Of 4)

Tenacious D in The Pick Of Destiny is rated R for pervasive language, sexual content, and drug use. 

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