WaffleMovies.com


 

Back Shelf Beauties
by Willie Waffle

Click Here to Buy Movie Posters!
Click Here to Buy
Movie Posters!

Superman Returns

I hope you haven’t read any other movie reviews of Superman Returns, because many of the so-called “cream of the crop” critics have revealed a plot development that is better seen with your own eyes.  Shame on writers like Kirk Honeycutt in Hollywood Reporter, Owen Gleiberman in Entertainment Weekly, Todd McCarthy in Variety, Richard Corliss in Time and others for giving away the big twist!  They don’t need to reveal important information to prove to me that they saw the movie ahead of everyone else.  Instead, they almost take away some of the fun that is Superman Returns (the biggest sin anyone in my profession can commit), but even their idiotic and unprofessional decisions can’t stop you from loving the biggest and best movie of the year.  Put on your red cape and tight red underpants and get in line RIGHT NOW!!!!!     

Director Bryan Singer, along with writers Michael Dougherty and Dan Harris, picks up our story five years after the developments in 1980’s Superman II with our beloved hero, Superman (Brandon Routh), out in space searching for the lost remains of his home planet, Krypton, after astronomers think they may have spotted it.  While he’s gone, Superman’s evil nemesis, Lex Luthor (Kevin Spacey) has gone all-Anna Nicole Smith on us and married a rich society type on her death bed (played by Noel Neill, who starred as Lois Lane in several 1950’s incarnations of Superman).  With the elderly lady’s cash, Luthor has financed an expedition to find Superman’s Fortress of Solitude and wants to use the knowledge contained within to hatch a diabolical plot, and have the ammunition needed to defeat the Man of Steel if he comes back to Earth (you’d think Superman would have a super-security system or a super-guard dog like Underdog). 

Meanwhile, life has changed dramatically for Superman’s main squeeze, intrepid reporter Lois Lane (Kate Bosworth).  She’s gone on to win a Pulitzer, and found new love with perpetual fiancée Richard White (James Marsden) – the nephew of Daily Planet Editor Perry White (Frank Langella), and father of their 5-year old son. 

When Superman returns looking to pick up his life where he left off, will he still be loved by the people of Metropolis?  Does Luthor know enough to defeat Superman?  Can Superman win back Lois with Supercandy? Superdiamond ring? Superwooing? 

Superman Returns is a movie anyone who loves movies should rush out to see time and time and time again.  Just about every aspect of this film is perfect from the tone to the script to the story to the acting to the reverence shown for incarnations of Supermans past to the classic, romantic look of Metropolis.  It’s a movie sure to wow the casual fan, the hard core geeks, and those who might think a superhero movie is beneath their usual movie-going fare. 

First, Singer shows his amazing ability to mix mind-blowing special effects, heartfelt stories and complex characters without breaking a sweat (although, I bet he would disagree with not breaking a sweat part.  Nothing this good comes easy).  He finds the perfect tone for Superman Returns as we laugh at some of the campier aspects of the film (Luthor’s antics, how people don’t recognize Clark Kent as Superman when all he does is put on a pair of glasses as a disguise, and Kent’s nervousness and clumsiness), but also gets us wrapped up in the pain our hero and Lane feel as they confront a love that seemed to be gone forever and could only make life more complicated for both if they acted on it again.  Plus, he shows us the darker side of Luthor as he confronts Superman, and makes the action scenes something to enjoy and appreciate.  Too much today, action scenes look like they are shot with a camera riding on a rollercoaster, instead of making it easy to follow the characters, car chases, and, in this case, guys flying through the sky like a bird or a plane to save the day.  Singer gets it, and makes you feel like you are part of the action without feeling like you need a barf bag.

Second, you have to love Routh’s portrayal of Superman.  For many, including this writer, Superman was and is Christopher Reeve, and Routh unabashedly tries his best to live up to that portrayal.  He fills Superman with a pureness of heart as he heroically fights for truth and justice, selflessly doing whatever needs to be done to save the people of his adopted planet.  Then, he lets the geeky side of the character shine through in a charming way.  Routh is endearing as he stumbles around while pretending to be Clark Kent, and even seizes a key moment in the film as Superman to teach a lesson to a plane full of people as if he was a well-meaning high school guidance counselor (chuckles ensue, so make sure you are not taking a sip of soda during this moment).  Yes, his Superman feels more boyish than previous gentlemen who played The Man of Steel, but you can sense the growing determination and resolve in Superman throughout the movie as Routh makes sure he reacts to the changing world around him.  Also, I swear Singer and team might have even toyed a bit with his face as Superman has a more chiseled look than Kent.  If Routh did it on his own, then kudos to the young guy.

Third, you can’t say enough about Spacey’s portrayal of Lex Luthor.  Along with co-star Parker Posey, who amazingly and hilariously portrays Lex’s dimwitted but sharp tongued gal pal Kitty, Spacey commands each scene with wit, bravado and a sense of just how outrageous he is allowed to be.  He camps it up early in the film to entertain us, but he also makes Luthor more evil than Gene Hackman, who gave amazing performances as the bald evil one in the original Superman movies, ever did.  I’m sure Hackman could have done it if he was asked (those were different times), but Spacey is downright nasty when it’s time to take the gloves off and enact his notorious scheme.                          

Finally, Singer deserves special praise for throwing in some references to all of Superman lore.  In addition to Neill, you’ll see another familiar face from Superman television programs pop up, and there is a great homage to the original Superman comic book along with other little gems along the way that make you realize Singer loves this subject, and wants to make sure those who love it as much get something especially super out of Superman Returns. 

The movie runs a bit long towards the end as the final resolution is drawn out over several scenes instead of wrapping it up once we know what is going to happen, but that is a minor problem in an otherwise amazing rebirth of a movie icon. 

 4 Waffles (Out Of 4)

Copyright 2006 - WaffleMovies.com

You can support this site by shopping at AllPosters.com Click here to buy posters!