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by Willie Waffle
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Stateside
Stateside doesn't deserve much analysis,
and certainly doesn't deserve your money.
Jonathan Tucker stars as Mark Deloach - a rich high school kid in 1980 who
has done something horrible. One night, when just fooling around with his
pals, Deloach, who is drinking and driving, has a car accident that severely
injures two people. His father (Joe Mantegna) is a connected former Marine,
so he pulls a few strings to keep his son out of jail by arranging a deal.
Mark must serve in the Marine Corps to avoid jail. If he fails in the Corps,
he's off to the big house. Sounds like a movie to me, but wait. There's more
(which is one of this movie's problems).
Back on leave one weekend, Mark meets Dori (Rachael Leigh
Cook) - a famous actress and wannabe rock star who suffers from schizophrenia.
The two fall in love, and give each other a reason to live (or at least check
the mail), but they might not be helping each other.
Are Mark and Dori star-crossed lovers who complete each other, or do they
help each other avoid dealing with their deeper problems?
Stateside is a mess that doesn't seem
to be a comedy, doesn't seem to be a drama and doesn't seem to be a love
story. Writer/direct Reverge Anselmo (yes, Reverge, it's not a misspelling,
just a curse the boy's parents inflicted on him) offers up a mishmash of
all three genres, but none of it is thrilling or interesting. He constantly
and shockingly changes tone without warning, even when the effect doesn't
add to our enjoyment or understanding of the film, and doesn't provide dialogue
that makes the characters interesting. This leaves us with a romance that
has no magic, and Tucker and Cook don't bring anything to help improve the
situation.
The two leads don't have any chemistry, especially the flat, emotionless
Tucker. Even for a Marine, he is remarkably stone faced with blank stares
serving as his most prominent facial expression. Cook muddles through, but
she can't even lip synch very well, which is devastating to her performance
since she has to lip synch 3 or 4 songs. I guess she didn't pick up that
skill when filming Josie and the
Pussycats, but that was another film that didn't have anything
to do with skill.
Val Kilmer is the actor who suffers the most from this mess. As Marks drill
instructor who wants to challenge the kid into quitting, Kilmer seems to
be playing everything for laughs. I guess Reverge didn't let him in on the
big secret that this is more of a drama. Kilmer has the movie's few good
scenes, and would have benefited from a movie that focused on Mark's experiences
in the Marine and dropped the love story.
Stateside has some awesome music, so
buy the CD and avoid the DVD.
½ Waffle (Out Of 4)
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