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by Willie Waffle

Stardust 

Charlie Cox stars as Tristan – a young man living in the village of Wall, which borders on the edge of a magic world known as Stormhold.  He is in love with a selfish, vain girl, Victoria (Sienna Miller), and, to win her attention and affection, promises to bring her a fallen star for her birthday.  To obtain it, he must sneak across the border, and find the star, Yvaine (Claire Danes), while battling an evil witch, Lamia (Michelle Pfeiffer), who covets the star because it can bring her youth and beauty.  Plus, Tristan has to fight off a group of princes who need the star to become king of this magical land (if he also had to slay a dragon or protect the precious, I would have left the theater).

Will Tristan be able to bring Yvaine to the village of Wall and win the heart of Victoria?   

Stardust is an entertaining movie that loses steam as it fumbles and slogs through to its conclusion.  Writer Jane Goldman and writer/director Matthew Vaughn (based on the book by Neil Gaiman) provide plenty of lighthearted, funny  moments, especially the bickering, slightly macabre and overly competitive princes, while Pfeiffer makes an appropriately campy appearance as the evil witch.  

Stardust never gets too serious (until the end), even with its inevitable love story and action packed climax, but suffers mightily in the last third as Robert DeNiro shows up playing a pirate like he wants to out-Johnny-Depp the actual Johnny Depp.  First of all, Depp is better at this kind of comedic role (even though DeNiro can be funny in his own ways).  Second, it’s just icky and feels so phony watching DeNiro try to pull it off.   

Also, Stardust often feels like it is trying too hard.  Everything fits together at the end a bit too neatly and in an overplanned way.  Many fantasy elements are forced into the film to make it into a fantasy movie (lightning catchers, and a witch looking into future among others).  While I can admire the themes of characters being true to themselves, as well as Tristan’s personal journey to learn what is really important to him, Stardust never is an inspiring movie capturing your heart and firing up your imagination

While the ending gets caught up between being comedy and being serious, the rest of the movie is more entertaining than that.  

2 ½ Waffles (Out of 4)

Stardust is rated PG-13 for some fantasy violence and risque humor

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