The
Smurfs 2
Smurf me.
At least, they didn’t rap this time.
The Smurfs are back, and double, double toil and trouble is brewing for
our little Smurfette (voice by Katy Perry). It’s her birthday,
and little Smurfette is worried the rest of the Smurfs don’t
remember and don’t care because she was a concoction by evil
wizard Gargamel (Hank Azaria) to destroy them before Papa Smurf (voice
by the late, great Jonathan Winters) stepped in and made her a good
girl.
Of course, Gargamel, who has become a world famous magician playing at
the Paris Opera House (yes, they were allowed to film on the actual
stage of the Paris Opera House, is that a sign of the decline of
Western Civilization?), has another plot to destroy the Smurfs, and it
involves his new creations, Vexy (voice by Christina Ricci) and Hackus
(voice by J.B. Smoove). They were supposed to be Smurfs, but have
become the grey-colored Naughties who have none of the
“charm” and all of the inclinations to cause mischief when
they can. These two troublemakers step in to lure Smurfette into their
world and teach her it is fun being bad, so Gargamel can steal the
Smurf formula and take over the world.
Will Smurfette find out it is more fun to be bad?
Can Papa Smurf and the gang get to her before it is too late?
Of course, Smurfette will find out it is more fun being bad! It’s
always more fun to be naughty, no matter what message you are supposed
to walk away with after seeing the movie. Don’t all of your best
stories start with the statement, “I don’t think we were
allowed to do this, but…”?
I have to admit, this installment of the Smurfs wasn’t as heinous
as the first one, but it doesn’t leave me wanting a third (which
is threatened in this one). I have had enough of Smurf exclamations
like, “Son of a Smurf”, “Holy Smurf”, and
worries Smurfette could be suffering from “Smurfholm
Syndrome.”
While some of that is only borderline offensive, I am curious how
people will react when a duck, who helps free other ducks from becoming
dinner, is referred to as Martin Luther Wing and exclaims, “free
at last.”
And, this movie more Smurf belching and Smurf farting than I ever want
to experience again (we haven’t even discussed the Smurf
mooning).
No, The Smurfs 2 is not contending for an Oscar this year, so
Ben Affleck, Meryl Streep and George Clooney don’t need to be
shaking in their boots (or smurfing themselves as this film would like
to point out more than once). The five person writing team is quite
content delivering a very simple movie full of the kind of antics that
will have children giggling and parents checking their cell phones to
see how much longer all of this will last. If you were looking for the
wonder, charm and innocence that made the original televised version of
The Smurfs so popular and endearing, you obviously didn’t see the
first movie where all of that was trashed like a Justin Bieber hotel
room as soon as the Smurfs started to rap.
Meanwhile, Neil Patrick Harris and Jayma Mays are happy to be along for
the ride, because the paycheck is so nice. Sure, they might have
children in their lives who will be all psyched to see them on screen
with the Smurfs, but they aren’t doing this one for the artistic
challenge.
Harris and co-star Brendan “How the heck did he end up in The
Smurfs 2” Gleeson struggle with a shallow, contrived story
about their strained Step-Father/Step-Son relationship, but it does
yield one amazing scene that needed their talents to stand out from the
rest of the drivel.
The Smurfs 2 is more of the same. If you loved
the first, you stopped reading this review several paragraphs ago.
The Smurfs 2 is rated PG for some rude humor
and action.
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