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by Willie Waffle

Resident Evil: Extinction 

I started rooting for the zombies.

Milla Jovovich is back as Alice – the zombie battling gal with some sort of amazing superpowers.  The Umbrella Corporation’s T-Virus has spread across Earth turning most animals and humans into zombies, and converting most of the planet into vast, desert wasteland.  Like the other few survivors of this pandemic, Alice travels at all times to avoid being tracked by the flesh hungry beasts, but maybe there is hope.

Alice has found a notebook full of translated radio transmissions claiming Alaska is free of the virus, so she teams up with a convoy of other survivors to head north, but can they make their way to safety?  Is there safety in Alaska?

If you didn’t see the first two movies, consider yourself lucky. However, you will quickly discover none of it matters.  Resident Evil: Extinction is the final chapter fans may have been waiting for (and I hope they enjoy it), but it doesn’t strive to do more than please a blood thirsty crowd.  Some people will be giggling with glee at zombie dogs and zombie crows, but Resident Evil: Extinction just wanders from fight scene to fight scene without much else.  While this was cool with a movie like Shoot ‘Em Up, that movie attempted to be over-the-top and cartoonish.  This movie seems to want to be more of a traditional film, so it fails when the movie veers into silly territory.   

Writer Paul W.S. Anderson and director Russell Mulcahy make half-hearted attempts at providing a couple love stories, throw in some pathetic comic relief from Mike Epps, and try to get all thoughtful and provocative with a portrayal of the corporation as pure evil and selfish (OK, maybe they got THAT one right), but this movie is all about Jovovich slicing zombies in half with a machete.  You’re either into it or not.

Most of the villain actors are dreadful as each one attempts to be cool, detached, ironic or just plain aloof.  They might as well sprinkle some salt and pepper on the scenery as they try to chew it.  Epps isn’t funny, can’t provide the emotional punch needed when his character faces tragedy and comes off as uninvolved throughout most of the movie.  Meanwhile, Jovovich is great at kicking some zombie-booty, but spends most of the rest of the movie looking pretty and angry, or just pretty angry.    

½ Waffle (Out of 4)

Resident Evil: Extinction is rated R for strong horror violence throughout and some nudity.  

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