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The Protector You know you have bought a
ticket to the wrong movie when star Tony Jaa confronts the bad guys,
strikes a fight-ready
pose and screams, “Where are my elephants?”
You get the impression this scene should be in The
Simpsons or South Park rather than a serious action film, and you’d be right, after
you got done
laughing. Set in the modern day, Jaa
stars as Cam (press materials spell it Kham, the movie spells it Can he accomplish his goal
in a strange land where the cops are dirty and the mobsters rule with a
deadly iron
fist? I think Jaa is a great
martial arts movie star with unlimited potential, but The
Protector has been
chopped and edited to bits, so much so that the movie almost makes no
sense. Characters
appear from nowhere
with no purpose, then fail to make another appearance until you have
forgotten
they were in The
Protector in the first place.
Storylines are introduced, disappear and reappear at
will. Finally, we
are never really sure what the
bad guys are up too and why. However,
director Prachya Pinkaew and Jaa provide some thrilling fight scenes,
which may
be all that anyone who buys a ticket to the movie cares about. We even get a great cameo
early in the movie, but it’s not enough for people who like
dialogue, story and
acting in their films. The
Protector
comes down to a repetitive loop of Cam roaming around Sidney,
confronting a
different bad guy every few minutes, screaming “where are my
elephants?”, then
proceeding to kick some booty in extended, but mind-blowing fight
scenes that
get more and more violent until the climactic battle, which could be
the most
bruising and stomach churning sequence you have ever seen in a movie
since Sharon
Stone tried to get freaky and naked in Basic Instinct 2. Sure, the fights scenes
are cool, but the
movie has no interest in telling a story.
The dialogue is juvenile and
sparse, the story is lost as you see how much of the movie has been
edited out,
and plot developments are few and far between as each section of cut
film hits
the floor (the original version was 109 minutes, this one released in
America
is 86 minutes). 1 Waffle (Out Of 4) Copyright 2006 - WaffleMovies.com
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