Over
Her Dead Body
Eva Longoria Parker needs to hang on to Desperate
Housewives for dear life. She needs to dig her nails in, wrap
her legs
around the mailbox post and make them drag her away kicking and
screaming when it is cancelled, because her movie career is going
nowhere.
Longoria Parker (a/k/a ELP) stars as Kate – the worst
bridezilla in the history of the world, and a person so obsessed and
petty you have to wonder why anyone would ever want to marry her. Of
course, Henry (Paul Rudd) is the guy who thinks she is his dream woman
for life, until a horrible accident ends her life.
A year later, Kate is stuck in between this world and the next, when
she learns Henry has been getting to know Ashley (Lake Bell)
– a psychic and caterer with questionable skills. When Kate
decides it is her job to “protect” Henry from this
new woman, she starts to menace Ashley, and the haunted psychic can see
and hear every word.
Will Kate drive Ashley away?
Over Her Dead Body is one of those
rare movies where everything that
can go wrong, goes horribly, disastrously, shockingly wrong. First, ELP
looks like one of those creatures from I Am Legend
as her hair is dyed
this weird, lighter and quite unnatural color. Don’t say that
is a cheap shot or unimportant to reviewing the movie. She looks so
beastly, it was distracting from the story and dialogue. However, that
might have been the plan (and a blessing).
Writer/director Jeff Lowell starts with a dreadful premise, and flails
his way through the rest of the movie trying to find some comedy, some
drama, some emotion, something, anything to make you stay in the
theater. He gives us a very predictable story about two polar opposites
who, of course, attract, which doesn’t have any dialogue of
interest, no comedy to make you laugh and no romance to make your heart
melt. Then, he delivers a series of attacks by Kate on Ashley that feel
like they were all rejected from every horror movie ever made. Lowell
even gets so desperate he treats the audience to the MOST HORRIFYING
fart joke in the history of cinema. Worst of all, the audience is
destined to hate every character and actor in Over Her Dead
Body.
Rudd, usually lovable and charming, is sleepwalking through this movie.
I know his character is supposed to be depressed over losing his future
wife (who wouldn’t be depressed over losing ELP?), but Rudd
doesn’t even lift his energy when Henry is supposed to be
getting involved with a hot redhead.
Then, Bell, the hot redhead, proves to be bland as she fails at every
attempt at slapstick comedy, doesn’t share any chemistry with
Rudd as they engage in the romantic portions of Over Her Dead
Body, and
doesn’t share any chemistry with ELP as they engage in the
supposedly heated battle over Henry. Even ELP is poisonous to the movie
as she overacts throughout and doesn’t elicit one intentional
laugh, giggle, guffaw or snicker (the only snickers to be found in this
movie are at the concession stand).
I have to think Lowell recognized the hatred the audience was going to
have for these three, because he suddenly throws in last minute
complications featuring secondary characters who haven’t
played any significant role in the movie so far. These conflicts emerge
from nowhere, but don’t save a movie crashing and burning
more and more by the minute, even if the supporting actors (Lindsay
Sloan and Jason Biggs) are better than ELP, Bell and Rudd.
Over Her Dead Body is stiffer than
one you would find in the morgue,
predictable and forces the big climax too much.
Over
Her Dead Body is rated PG-13 for sexual content and language
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