Ouija
The
biggest fright in Ouija
is when you realize this is a mediocre movie that isn’t
getting any better.
High School Seniors Laine (Olivia Cooke) and Debbie (Shelley Hennig)
have been lifelong pals with a fascination for communicating with the
other side, but they are about to discover the dangers.
Since finding an old Ouija board and dabbling with reaching out to the
dead, Debbie has been noticing some strange occurrences around her
creaky, poorly lit home, and, for reasons no one can fathom, commits
suicide one night.
Laine and Debbie’s other pals, Sarah (Ana Coto), Trevor
(Darren Kagasoff), Izzy (Bianca Santos) and Pete (Douglas Smith), are
heartbroken and can’t come to grips with why Debbie would
have taken her own life, but they find the Ouija board and decide they
should try to contact their deceased friend.
Of course, strange stuff starts to occur
to them as well, and they have to find a way to stop this evil force
before each of them dies.
Ouija
follows the standard, modern horror movie formula, and ends up being
average for doing so.
Writer/director Stiles White and co-writer Juliet Snowden are going
through the motions without any apparent desire to be better, and,
probably, without the budget to reach for greatness.
We have the group of interchangeable, unknown pretty actors (who work
cheap) filling the starring roles, hoping this will be their big break
and behaving themselves on set because each one knows he or she could
be replaced by any millennial kid walking the streets of Los Angeles
(if that kid is willing to take off his Beats by Dre long enough to
hear the offer).
We watch the characters make plenty of horrible decisions and put
themselves in ridiculous situations, which makes the movie quite
cheesy, but you and I have seen worse.
And, every few minutes, the audience is subject to some frightening
shocks to keep you unbalanced and remind you this is supposed to be a
horror movie, but nothing is truly shocking enough to be memorable.
White and Snowden’s story never gets too complicated and
dutifully delivers some reasons why this house is haunted, but it feels
routine.
Mostly, Ouija
feels cheap. The special effects are nothing spectacular, and White has
to use suspense as a replacement for anything visually stunning. You
are likely to see some 5-year olds trick-or-treating on Halloween who
are scarier than the ghosts and spirits on display in Ouija.
Ouija
is nothing special.
Ouija
is rated PG-13 for disturbing violent
content, frightening horror images, and thematic material.
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