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The
Messengers
With a heaping helping of
common sense, The
Messengers could have been a very good movie.
Kristen Stewart stars as
Jess – a troubled teen moving with her family from big city
Chicago to a rural
North Dakota farm, where Dad (Dylan McDermott) will be growing
sunflowers (at
least that’s kind of original, and provides for serene scenic
views of the land,
when people aren’t running for their lives and being chased
by ghosts). It’s
a strange and isolated new world for all
of them, but it is about to get scarier (I told you they were going to
be
chased by ghosts). Jess’s
little
brother, Ben (Evan and Theodore Turner), who doesn’t speak,
starts to see all
sorts of frightening images, and, when Jess is left to take care of the
little
tyke, the house freaks out!
None of the adults - Dad,
Mom (Penelope Ann Miller) and the guy working on the farm, Burwell
(John
Corbett) – believe her, but can Jess figure out what is
haunting her house
before it is too late?
Directors Oxide Pang and
Danny Pang (identical twins known as The Pang Brothers) know how to
scare us
and raise the tension levels in the theater, but they need to work on
their
storytelling skills. We
get creepy
crows, ghastly figures, some sort of horrible incident from the past
and a
previous family that up and disappeared, but they, along with writer
Mark
Wheaton, fail to tie all of it together.
How it all comes together is what makes a great
horror movie. The
Messengers
is just a movie with some scary parts.
Worst of all, the movie is
missing
logic and mystery. The
timing of certain
actions by the ghosts don’t make sense with the revelations
we get later in the
movie, and the trio throw in an unfair red herring or two that
don’t add
anything of value to the movie. Then,
they try too hard to be mysterious.
We need some exposition to
fill in the blanks and make us understand why the family is not getting
along
(we find out too late after all sorts of meaningful glances and
allusions to
some incident from the past), show us how Jess develops a friendship
with her
new guy pal (how can we believe he is the only one she trusts when we
have seen
them together only a few times?) and a couple of clues thrown in along
the way
so the big twist doesn’t come out of nowhere (Jess does a
cursory investigation
about the house’s past, but not enough to be satisfactory). I can understand why The
Pang Brothers want
to surprise us, but a well established surprise is better than one that
comes
out of left field.
The
Pang Brothers do a nice job with mysterious whispering voices, bumps in
the
night and menacing crows that just aren’t acting right, but
the special effects
are quite cheap, when they actually are used in the movie. Then, you start to realize
that Wheaton
has probably seen
The
Ring, The Grudge,
The
Amityville Horror and The Birds
because we get
elements of all of them in The
Messengers.
Overall, it’s a movie that
doesn’t live up to its potential.
1
½ Waffles (Out Of 4)
The
Messengers is
rated PG-13 for mature thematic material, disturbing violence
and terror.
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2007 - WaffleMovies.com
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