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by Willie Waffle
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Last
Holiday
All of us have dreams and goals we wish to accomplish some day, and, deep
down inside, in the place you don't like to visit, we fear time will run
out before we do. This is why we can relate to Last
Holiday and want to find some inspiration in it, if the team behind
the film could have delivered it.
Queen Latifah stars as Georgia - a top salesperson at a New Orleans department
store who has plenty of dreams (set before Hurricane Katrina, which is not
referenced in the movie). She wants to visit a posh resort in the Czech Republic
run by a world class chef, Chef Didier (Gerard Depardieu); saves pictures
of her favorite recipes so she can eat those creations after losing some
weight; and has eyes for a co-worker, Sean (LL Cool J). One day, Georgia
has a minor accident at work, which requires a CAT scan, but the results
are more than shocking.
The doctor has discovered our heroine has a rare disease and little time
to live. Without much time left on this earth, she decides to start living
the life she always hoped to live, and heads off to the Czech Republic to
blow all of her savings on one last amazing trip. Once she gets there, Georgia
gets more than she bargained for as she meets the owner of the store, Mr.
Kragen (Timothy Hutton), Congressman Stewart (Michael Nouri) and her senator,
Senator Dillings (Giancarlo Esposito).
Will Georgia have the time of her life? Will everyone find out why she is
there?
Last Holiday is not a horrible movie,
but it often lacks the spark and magical inspiration it aspires to impart
on the audience as it floats from scene to scene without much of a purpose
or direction. A madcap scenario is established as everyone at the hotel wants
to get to know this mysterious woman Georgia becomes as she lives a devil
may care life eating, saying and doing whatever she wants. Kragen thinks
she might be a competitor. Senator Dillings thinks she could be a potential
big donor. The staff think of her as a hero, and Sean decides to chase after
her. Unfortunately, the scenario isn't as madcap as you might hope.
Director Wayne Wang does a decent job keeping the various parts moving and
entertaining, but, along with writers Jeffrey Price, Peter Seaman and JB
Priestley, misses out on major opportunities to make the movie funnier. They
just go for the obvious and seem to do it by going through the motions hoping
Latifah and LL Cool J can make something out of it. The dialogue needs to
be sharper and funnier, while we never get a good explanation why Kragen
needs the Congressman and Senator to pass some sort of legislation to help
his stores - a subplot that needs more development since it is supposed to
be important to Last Holiday.
Latifah is fine and always finds some way to make us laugh, but she lays
it on a bit thick in the quiet moments, like when she speaks to God time
and time again in a way no one really would, unless they are in a movie (these
types of conversations tend to be quiet, not like you would have in a restaurant
over dinner). Of course, Latifah makes up for it by being very likable and
evokes great sympathy out of the audience. If anything, she should let loose
to be as outrageous and wacky as she can be.
Meanwhile, LL Cool J is dreadful. He is overly stiff the entire time, too
willing to sacrifice his natural charm and smoothness to play a shy character.
Even when his character becomes determined to do what he must do (I don't
want to give it away), LL Cool J doesn't come out of his shell enough, especially
for what should be a dramatic, heroic and amazing moment that makes the audience
coo in excitement and praise. Hutton is OK as the big shot who gets taken
down notch by notch as the movie plays out, and Alicia Witt is outright sexy
and beautiful as his girlfriend, but she isn't given enough of a story to
make us embrace her character the way we do Georgia and others.
Last Holiday isn't the kind of movie
you will hate, but it's not worth rushing out to see either.
2 Waffles (Out Of
4)
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