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by Willie Waffle
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King's
Ransom
Anthony Anderson stars as Malcolm King - a super successful businessman who
is a first class obnoxious, selfish jerk. In the middle of a bitter divorce
battle, King is inspired with a masterful plan to keep more of his money.
He wants to stage his own kidnapping, have the hired kidnapper make and retrieve
the huge ransom demand, and make off free and clear with the cash, which
would keep it out of his wife, Renee's (Kellita Smith), hands. However, he
is not the only person in town who thinks kidnapping King is a profitable
business opportunity.
On the appointed night, King Enterprise's 10th Anniversary Party, King is
kidnapped, but by whom?
King's Ransom is about what you would
expect it to be. It's a simple movie, sometimes crude, sometimes hilarious,
but just average when you start to evaluate it. Writer Wayne Conley doesn't
put in many twists and turns, and doesn't make it into too much of a madcap
farce, which would have been funnier. The series of mistaken identities and
competing kidnappers needs more action and energy instead of the uninspired,
bland series of twists in the film. Director Jeff Byrd is left to force the
action in an awkward manner with basic dialogue provided by Conley, and uses
obvious slapstick, which sometimes hits the funny bone, but more often attempts
to cover up for the film's script flaws.
The acting similarly is hit or miss, but I have a feeling the material is
more to blame than the talent. Regina Hall captures the farcical spirit in
her performance as Peaches - King's dimwitted mistress. It's the most easygoing,
unlabored performance in King's Ransom. Jay Mohr and Anderson have some funny
moments, but Mohr has to force his performance, and Anderson has better chemistry
with Smith. The best comedy pairing in the film is Charlie Murphy and Donald
Faison. Murphy plays Peaches' brother and ex-con, who is part of one of the
kidnapping plots, while Faison is the parking valet who ends up in a precarious
situation with the unbalanced ex-con. Anyone who has watched
Chapelle's Show knows Murphy is a funny
guy with a special talent for playing menacing, scary guys, while Faison
has a nice hyperkinetic approach which has the energy every other character
could have used.
King's Ransom must have been funny for
somebody, since I can no longer hear out of my left ear due to the lady sitting
behind me who couldn't stop laughing, very loudly. I think the rest of us
will be underwhelmed.
2 Waffles (Out Of
4)
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