The
Hobbit: The Battle Of
The Five Armies
In
what has been promised to be the last installment of this massive epic
series (unless they decide to do a prequel of the prequel), Martin
Freeman is back as Bilbo Baggins, and war is brewing (as if you
didn’t see that coming).
After exiling the evil dragon Smaug (voice by Benedict Cumberbatch)
from Lonely Mountain, the Dwarves are celebrating the retaking of their
homeland, and all of the gold within it. Of course, where there’s
alot of gold, you will also find many people who want to get their
taste of it.
Before you can say, “The Precious”, the Dwarves find
themselves wrapped up in a battle with the Elves, the people of
Laketown, the Orcs and something altogether more scary and dangerous.
I hope you weren’t looking for anything deeper, because The
Hobbit: The Battle Of The Five Armies has a plot that consists of a
fight scene, then another fight scene, then another fight scene, then
another fight scene and how about one more fight scene! Even Bilbo
Baggins is showing he has a sword, and he knows how to swing it!
Writer/director Peter Jackson again proves this new trilogy was all
about what he could accomplish visually more than it was about telling
a story. He succeeds in exciting our eyes, but not our hearts and
minds.
The Hobbit: The Battle Of The Five Armies is a
massive spectacle with one awesome CGI moment after another.
Smaug’s attack on Laketown is the best scene in the movie as we
watch the dragon swooping down and delivering fire and devastation to
the people he feels betrayed him. The devilish look in his eyes is
stunning.
Then, we witness breathtaking, massive battles featuring thousands of
soldiers attacking each other and some of the most imaginative
creatures ever put on a screen. It looks cool, but it’s all one
dimensional.
Richard Armitage, as Thorin, is the only actor faced with the challenge
of compelling us emotionally. He is very good as we watch the Dwarf
King struggling with some strange sickness that makes him obsess over
the gold in Lonely Mountain and betray every principle he knows to be
right and true. We feel his inner conflict vividly as Armitage changes
the character’s personality in each scene, showing a side of this
honorable leader we never knew could exist. Freeman gets one good scene
to show us his abilities, but everyone else only needed some sword
training for this movie. No acting school experience necessary!
Sadly, The Hobbit: The Battle Of The Five Armies is a movie
that can’t stand on its own. You have to have seen the previous
two Hobbit films to understand what is happening here as the audience
is dropped into the middle of the action, literally watching the movie
pick up from the last scene of The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug.
Also, Jackson and his co-writing team (Philippa Boyens, Guillermo del
Toro and Fran Walsh) toss in some hokey, unnecessary modern
contrivances to appeal to some sort of audience that would never be all
that interested in The Hobbit. Love stories have no place in
Middle-earth!
We had a fun ride through the trilogy, but I don’t want to do it
again. I instantly regret giving anyone the idea of creating a prequel
to this prequel.
The
Hobbit: The Battle Of The Five Armies is rated PG-13 for extended
sequences of intense fantasy action violence, and frightening images.
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