Four
Christmases
It’s a rough week to be Vince Vaughn. His holiday stinker
from 2007, Fred
Claus, debuts on DVD this week like a Ghost
of
Christmas Past coming back to haunt him worse than a one night stand
who ends up coming to the office holiday party with your co-worker.
Now, he has the worst movie of the Thanksgiving season. Yes, Four
Christmases is the Thanksgiving Turkey of 2008.
Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon star as Brad and Kate – a
young couple that refuses to embrace societal norms. They are happy
living together without any plans to get married. They have no desire
to have kids even though everyone around them continues to pop out the
rug rats. Most of all, Brad and Kate cannot and will not under any
circumstances spend one minute of the holidays with their parents and
families. They want to go on a fun vacation instead.
Of course, that is the set up for a movie (not necessarily a good one,
but one nonetheless). When all flights out of San Francisco are
grounded on Christmas Day, ruining their plans to fly away to Fiji,
Brad and Kate are seen on television by their families, who thought the
couple was heading off to a more meaningful and charitable holiday
excursion. Now, the Scrooges are forced to spend Christmas day with
each of their four parents.
Can they make it from house to house without being driven crazy?
Will they learn more about each other than they ever really wanted to
know?
I am starting to think Vince Vaughn either hates Christmas and will not
stop making bad Christmas movies until he has ruined the holiday for
everyone on the planet, or he has a shrewd strategy to make Christmas
movies that will always play on TV during the season, therefore,
setting him up for royalties and residuals for the rest of his life.
Four Christmases is an
uncomfortable comedy with no rhythm, no direction and no chemistry
between the two stars. Director Seth Gordon and the four person writing
team attempt to make Four Christmases into some
sort of yuletide Bataan
Death March, but miss the point.
Early on, Four Christmases is a crazy, over-the-top
comedy. It might not be a great one, but it has some laughs due to the
outrageousness of the action and story. However, as the movie
progresses, Gordon and the team strip Four Christmases
of its
uniqueness.
Instead of getting crazier and crazier, Gordon and the team start to
twist the story into a predictable yawner where Brad and Kate learn
some lessons and warm up to a traditional lifestyle. They were more
interesting when they reveled in the lies and embraced an emotional
coldness that separated the characters from every other Christmas movie
you have seen. Sadly, Vaughn and Witherspoon don’t do
anything else to make the movie original or memorable.
Vaughn does his typical hyper, fast talking guy thing, which makes Four
Christmases funny at moments when it shouldn’t be,
but he and Witherspoon appear to be making separate movies all
together. The two share no chemistry, never make you believe the couple
might be in love and appear to want to hurt each other more than kiss
and make up.
Yet, my biggest problem with the movie is Tim McGraw. Don’t
get me wrong. He’s funny and has gotten to the point where he
is an actor, instead of being a country music star who acts on the
side. However, as one of Brad’s ultimate fighter brothers,
and the husband of Faith Hill, he should not be so pudgy! He owes that
angelic goddess of a woman six pack abs, not a dozen Krispy Kreme
doughnuts abs! If she’s going to be married to a fat guy, it
might as well be me.
Four Christmases might make you
want to skip ahead to July 4th.
Four Christmases is rated PG-13 for
some sexual humor and language.
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