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by Willie Waffle
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Dogville
I have been looking forward to this movie for what seems like 2 years. On
the surface, it sounded as if
Dogville would be a great movie with
a gripping plot, fantastic cast and one of Hollywood's biggest stars.
Unfortunately, all of this brilliance was placed in the hands of a quirky
director who doesn't care if you and I like it. I guess he was successful
if he wanted to offend us all.
Nicole Kidman stars as Grace - a woman on the run from trouble and seeking
safety in a small Colorado mining town during the depression. The townspeople,
swayed by Tom (Paul Bettany), agree to hide her as long as she helps them
with various tasks. As her stay in Dogville
continues, the requests get more outrageous and inappropriate, to the point
where Grace must wonder if she has stumbled into a worse fate than the one
she has been trying to avoid.
Can Grace put up with the town's growing demands? Why is she running?
Dogville is a dog alright. Writer/director
Lars von Trier decided to turn
Dogville into an experimental film that
went as badly as one of my high school chemistry labs. Instead of making
a REAL movie, with sets, props, different locations and more, von Trier has
staged the entire film on a naked theater stage with chalk outlines for the
buildings, and a tape recorder voicing the barking dog. I hope he saved enough
chalk to outline the carcass of his dead career, or maybe my body after I
croak from outrage.
This sparseness, teamed with his insistence on sapping every bit of life
out of his otherwise talented cast (Lauren Bacall! Blair Brown! Patricia
Clarkson! Phillip Baker Hall!), makes you feel as if you're watching a bad
college play or some production off, off, off, off-Broadway (like maybe in
Poughkeepsie). Every actor is lifeless, obviously at the direction of the
mad director/writer, and the dialogue is pseudo-philosophical, pretentious
junk as Von Trier tries to make all of this seem like some sort of high-minded
debate gone bad.
Kidman does her best to persevere throughout this disaster of a film, but
even her fabulousness isn't enough. She excels as the frail flower seeking
protection, and shows a stronger side when necessary. Bettany does a fine
job as the philosophizing young man, but has to deliver the silliest of lines
for the weakest of characters. I guess he'll be calling Russell Crowe to
see if there is a role for him in Cinderella
Man.
Dogville is one to avoid at all costs.
Someday, far into the future, if you see it on the Bravo cable channel, you
might want to watch it just to satisfy your own curiosity, but don't give
any money to these people.
0 Waffles (Out Of 4)
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