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by Willie Waffle

Death Sentence 

I went into the movie thinking, “It has Kevin Bacon.  How bad could it be?  Bacon makes everything better, whether it be a cheesy movie or a cheeseburger!”  I’ll never think that again. 

Bacon stars as Nick Hume – a low key executive with a perfect family.  Of course, disaster strikes when he and his oldest son are on their way home from a hockey game, and the young boy is killed during a robbery staged to facilitate a gang initiation.  Once Nick realizes the system won’t punish the men responsible in the ways he wants, the suburban father takes the law into his own hands and starts a war with the gang he might not be able to finish. 

Will Nick be able to protect his family and hurt the gang?  Will it all be worth it?

Death Sentence is a mélange of over-acting, bad writing and a final act that becomes more absurd by the minute.  Director James Wan does a good job staging some intense chase scenes, heart pounding danger for our hero and surprise action, but, at times, has the clumsy touch of a drunken Russian circus bear.  Death Sentence becomes overly melodramatic, especially with loud music playing over scenes of people crying out in pain and agony, a very cliché technique when not done right. 

Plus, every actor seems to have taken acting steroids, which results in ‘roid rage performances that are way over the top.  Even Bacon seems to have used the cream or the clear as he becomes overly comical when trying to cover up Nick’s vigilante ways, and makes me giggle a bit when he tries to look tough, while Aisha Tyler appears to need some caffeine to wake up her performance as Detective Wallis – the detective trying to investigate the case.  And, you will be driven to guffaws or the exit by John Goodman’s appearance as a crime kingpin with an ever changing accent.  Sometimes, his character might be from Chicago.  Other times, maybe it is Maine.  Yet other times, I think he might be auditioning for a Scorsese movie.

Then, Death Sentence starts to get bad.  Very bad.  Extremely bad.  In the last act (the last 20 minutes), it appears everyone involved gives up and tries to substitute carnage and explosions for good story.  What was a slightly below average drama story becomes a cartoon.             

Death Sentence is one of those movies where the audience reactions and chatter is more entertaining than what you have on the screen. 

½ Waffles (Out of 4)

Death Sentence is rated R for strong brutal bloody violence and pervasive language

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