Death
Race
Jason Statham can make any movie better. Imagine
Jason Statham in The Dark Knight, or Jason Statham
in The Departed. I
might even be willing to go see Jason Statham in Sisterhood
of the
Traveling Pants 3. Maybe.
Statham stars as Jensen Ames – a decent dude framed for
murder. He has been sentenced to Terminal Island, where prisoners are
forced to race to the death by the evil warden (Joan “look at
the facelift this paycheck bought” Allen), who works for a
corporation that happens to broadcast these gore-filled races for
profit. And, guess who used to be a race car driver!
Can
Jensen win his freedom by winning the race?
Will he be able to survive?
Will the ratings go up?
Death Race is like Shawshank
Redemption meets Days of Thunder meets a
demented 11-year old boy’s fantasy dreamed up while sitting
in his therapist’s office. Even Statham can’t save
the dreadful writing and writer/director Paul W.S. Anderson’s
desire to make a movie all about the firepower, explosions,
decapitations and sexy, big breasted women walking around in slow
motion like they are in a Ludacris video.
Of course, it is completely predictable. Of course, the plot is
extremely simple. Of course, Statham makes it mildly watchable. Of
course, none of this matters because Death Race is
made for that dude down near the front of the theater who screams out,
“DAAAAAMN,” every time a character meets his
untimely demise. Either you're that guy or you are not.
I am not.
Death Race is Rated R for strong
violence and language.
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