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Copying Beethoven

Ed Harris plays Beethoven, but, with this material, maybe the producers should have turned to Ben Stiller. 

Diane Kruger stars as Anna – a female musical composition student in 1824 Vienna, when women are not considered to be good enough for the business.  Ludwig van Beethoven (Harris), who has not had a major, important piece of work for several years, desperately is trying to finish his latest masterpiece, which some fear may be a big stinker.  With only four days to go, Anna, who is the best student, has been brought in to help finish copying all of the various pieces of sheet music.

Will Beethoven work with a woman?  Can they get the job done in time?

While some might say it is a breath of fresh air to see Beethoven as flesh and blood, instead of being held up as a musical deity, I can’t say I was excited to see Beethoven as a crude, rude jackass like he is in the fictional Copying Beethoven.  Worse yet, I was not ready to see his naked rear end!  You see, Copying Beethoven wants to be a randy, raunchy comedy that can play right along side an Adam Sandler or Rob Schneider vehicle, but still has trouble figuring out what it should be. 

In this tale, writers Stephen Rivele and Christopher Wilkinson start off focused on the task at hand – completing and performing the new piece of work. However, the audience is lead down a whole myriad of paths including a look at chauvinistic attitudes in those times, a focus on the burgeoning relationship between Anna and Beethoven (non-sexual, thank God), discussion of Beethoven’s relationship with his nephew, and many questioning if the old man, who is hard of hearing, still has what it takes to wow the audience.  This leads to a jumbled movie that stumbles to its ending, after we saw what should have been the climax (the performance of Beethoven’s latest). 

Director Agnieszka Holland does a fine job with the visuals of flashing between Beethoven leading the orchestra and Anna performing her role in concert, which comes during a very extended interlude that is thrilling for anyone who loves music and gets to hear it at a theater with the best possible sound system.  However, you have to sit through potty humor jokes to get there, while Harris camps it up as the dirty old man, and Kruger looks ravishing, which is the extent of the acting abilities she has on display in Copying Beethoven (at least, she can be happy with the fact she didn’t have to display her rump like Harris). 

1 ½ Waffles (Out Of 4)

Copying Beethoven is rated PG-13 for some sexual elements. 

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