Australia
Crikey, this is a long movie.
Set in 1939, Nicole Kidman stars as Sarah Ashley – a British
aristocrat whose husband runs a massive cattle ranch in Australia, but
hubby is preparing to sell the land and cattle at a horribly discounted
rate to cattle baron King Carney (Bryan Brown). The King
doesn’t play fair, so, when Sarah shows up to save the
business and compete for a lucrative government contract to provide
cattle to the army, danger is around every corner. With no one else to
turn to, Sarah reaches out to the one man her husband trusts
– Drover (Hugh “It’s
a Good Thing the Screen Actor’s Guild Doesn’t Test
For Steroids Like the NFL” Jackman).
Can they drive the cattle
across the roughest and toughest land to the government port, or will
King Carney and his men be able to sabotage them?
Australia is an epic in every
moviemaking sense, but also emotionally. It is maddeningly stupid at
times, and dramatically captivating at others. Sadly, it also is two
movies in one, when one would have been enough.
Australia is best when
director/co-writer Baz Luhrmann and his writing team focus on the plot
I outlined above. It captures the spirit of a land we would liken to
America’s wild wild west, puts the spotlight on two fine
actors in a traditional, but compelling love story and gets the
audience riled up to see the good guys beat the bad guys.
Unfortunately, it takes Luhrmann too much time to get to it.
Luhrmann starts off Australia like some sort of
madcap romp with two actors’ uncomfortable attempt to be
Spencer Tracy and Katherine Hepburn in the leads. The comedy is
downright dumb, off putting and overly simplistic. When placed next to
the more complex story he later presents, and when compared to the
lushly shot and beautifully showcased country side we see come to life
on the screen, you almost think two different directors were at work.
Then, just when you think Australia is over,
Luhrmann adds the second movie as we fast forward two years into the
future and see what has become of Drover, Sarah and the others
involved in the movie. It’s almost like Luhrmann wanted to
make a sequel, and went ahead with the plans all by himself.
It’s too bad, because I think Jackman and Kidman are very
good in Australia (or, as I may refer to it in the
future, Australia
and Australia 2: The Return of Crikey).
Jackman is fantastic. While given the duty of saying
“Crikey” in four of the more ridiculous close ups
in movie history, he truly embraces being the swashbuckling hero.
He’d be comfortable and believable as the new Indiana Jones
if they ever replaced Harrison Ford the way they cast a new James Bond
every few years. Then, Kidman excels as Sarah fights for the proper
treatment of the downtrodden, battles for justice in the face of a
tricky business foe and flirts with Jackman the way every man on the
face of the planet wishes she would flirt with him. However, one
element of Australia is completely unforgivable.
While I can applaud Luhrmann’s inclusion of a story about the
treatment of Aboriginals in Australia, I can’t stand the use
of Brandon Walters as the movie’s narrator. As Nullah, an
Aboriginal child with a white father, which makes him an outcaste and
target of a government program that takes children like him away from
their families, he’s a nice enough kid who holds his own when
acting, but
Luhrmann’s written narration, as well as his direction of
Walters, makes this the most annoying part of Australia.
The sing song
delivery is unnatural and reeks of overly attempted cuteness.
Australia is not a complete loss,
but it could have been a contender.
Australia is rated PG-13 for some
violence, a scene of sensuality, and brief strong language.
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