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Apocalypto

Mel Gibson haters will be disappointed to hear Apocalypto is not a complete disaster.  Mel Gibson lovers (are there any left?) won’t be able to hold this movie up as another classic or a new beginning for the troubled star.  And, let’s face it, nothing I have to say is going to compel you to see the movie if you are angered by Gibson’s anti-Semitic and sexist remarks (and I could not blame you if you turned your back on him forever).  However, in the end, Apocalypto is a borderline movie stuck with a remarkably difficult marketing problem and lots of bloody violence. 

Rudy Youngblood stars as Jaguar Paw – a peaceful Mayan living with his tribe in the jungle.  However, their peace (and what feels like plenty of misplaced comic relief) is shattered one day when warriors working for the Mayan rulers raid the tribe’s land, kill many and imprison the others.  Jaguar Paw quickly hides his young son and pregnant wife, but gets captured when he goes back to protect his father and the rest of his people (again proving that being noble is a nice thing, but often leads to your own downfall).  Now, he and the other prisoners are being taken to the Mayan rulers to be sold off into slavery, and worse, but Jaguar Paw is determined to escape and get back to his family before it is too late. 

What do the rulers have in mind for these prisoners?  Can Jaguar Paw escape and save his family?

Done completely in the ancient Mayan language (with subtitles for those of us who do not speak Mayan), Apocalypto is a violent, long winded movie, but one that has some amazing moments.  Co-writer/director Mel Gibson and co-writer Farhad Safinia don’t focus too much on the dialogue, even starting off with the chase, capture and gutting of a wild tapir just to let us know this will be a bloody and gory movie without much dialogue to get in the way.  Much like Gibson did with The Passion of the Christ, he and cinematographer Dean Semler try to tell the story visually.  However, Apocalypto needs more dialogue, more interaction between the characters and more story being told to us to make it easier to understand and more compelling.  Without it, the movie just feels like a long, pointless, repetitive run through the jungle punctuated with some interesting moments that are few and far between.   

On this long odyssey, Gibson seems to be putting together his own Canterbury Tales as Jaguar Paw and the rest come across others in the Mayan world who can tell the audience of the decline of Mayan civilization in a series of mini-stories and events that let us know about the ravaged land, drought and disease they face.  However, there aren’t enough of these mini-vignettes. 

Aside from an early and very creepy run-in with a diseased little girl, Gibson seems to drop this idea and focus more on Jaguar Paw, whose story doesn’t change much.  He wants to get free and get back home, but his trip is uneventful for the most part, so Gibson goes for shock value as the blood, gore, and body count all rise to fill the space left empty by lack of story and character development.  After a while, the repeated violence gets silly (even evoking laughs from the audience at the worst moments), since we don’t have one big message or one big lesson to learn.  Worst of all, Jaguar Paw doesn’t seem to be getting by because of his ability.   It’s dumb luck that saves him, which takes away from his heroic-ness.

Apocalypto is a better movie when focused on the plight of Jaguar Paw’s wife and child, who face much more interesting and emotionally intense danger throughout the movie.  Sure, Jaguar Paw has a couple of compelling obstacles to overcome (one scene where we learn what the rulers have planned for him and another scene where he appears to have a chance for freedom are full of drama), but his scenes are spotty at best.   

Apocalypto has some merit, but is best seen at home on DVD so you can skip the boring parts.

2 Waffles (Out Of 4)

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Apocalypto is rated R for sequences of graphic violence, disturbing images, language, and nudity. 

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